Never touch a pen in a fake flower-pot again!  What would your mother say?!  It’s 2010 and although we don’t have hover cars quite yet, we DO have self-cleaning pens!

Presenting the Antibac-Living Pen™!

In a world filled with people who don’t wash their hands after they . . . “catch up on their reading”, his nifty little plastic pen is a total life saver!  It kills 99.9% of harmful viruses and bacteria that come into contact with its surface!  The Antibac pen’s microscopic victims include MRSA, Salmonella, H1N1, Norovirus, E Coli, and other stuff we can’t even pronounce.

Senator, the pen’s manufacturer says their product remains 100% effective for the entire life of the pen.  And if you have skin that’s as delicate and supple as a newborn’s, well don’t worry–the Antibac pen is safe for all skin types.  You can even let your kids play with it.

The Antibac-Living Pen™ just made its debut in Europe and may take a while to reach the US, but when it does we recommend picking up a gross or two for your food establishment, health department, or favorite crossword fiend.

Sources: http://www.antibacpen.com/, http://www.eatdrinkandbe.org/, http://www.pens2order.com/